Pop in your hair curlers, pour a steamy mug of your favorite Taster’s Choice and take a dainty bite from a madeleine because it’s time to nestle in for our weekly new product gab sesh. You know the score—we’ll share juicy nuggets of gossip about what Thule’s been doing behind Softride’s back, and what we think about HitchSafe’s outrageous new faux alligator pumps.
HitchSafe Key Vault—It’s like a mobile Fort Knox for your receiver hitch, but better because you won’t have to worry about evil geniuses hatching dastardly schemes to set off a nucular (sic) bomb under your ride. With one of these trailer hitch accessories from HitchSafe mounted to your hitch, all you have to worry about is forgetting your combination.
Softride Dura Hydraulic Assist Hitch Bike Rack—Remember Mrs. Deagle’s radical chair lift from Gremlins…you know, the one that the Gremlins hotwired so she’d launch out the window? This deluxe new hitch bike rack from Softride is a lot like that, only less likely to ruin your x-mas.
Thule Insta-gater—You’re motoring down to the trailhead with your Huffy clamped down in the jaws of this Thule truck bed bike rack, you’re tuned to 98.7 The Gator (Palm Beach’s ROCK Station), and The Boss’s Chicken Lips And Lizard Hips is bumping on the speakers. Baby, life in Florida couldn’t get any better…unless Florida were New York City, and your Huffy were a custom Bologna Bike.
Rampage Lockstraps Locking Tie-Down Strap—Sick of the flimflammery perpetrated by the likes of Harry Houdini, Doug Henning and David Copperfield? Well, they’re not gonna wriggle their way out of these cargo nets & tie-downs from Rampage Jeep. It’s the ideal security harness for valuable freight, be it a motorcycle, an armoire or a prestidigitator. Just remember: always have a safe word.
Posted in Auto Accessories, Auto Parts, Bike Racks, New Products, Product Review, Trailer Hitches
Tagged Auto Anything, AutoAnything, Bike Rack, Bikes, Cars, HitchSafe, Rampage, Softride, Suv, thule, Trailer Hitch, Trucks
French novelist Honoré Balzac was often pursued by passionate woman seeking to kiss the hand that wrote Séraphîta. Similarly, AutoAnything will be pursued by passionate car modders looking to spice up their street chariots with this bevy of new accessories.
CURT Front Mount Receiver Hitch—Who says you can only have one Bumper Dumper going at a time? With a front mount trailer hitch from CURT, you and your hunting buddy can both go see a man about a horse at the same time.
Eastern Catalytic Converters – 49-state Legal—Self-medicating on your cat-less exhaust‘s unfiltered fumes won’t bring Earlene back. Eastern Catalytic thinks it’s time to move on, and removing the temptation to huff hydrocarbons starts with a new catalytic converter.
Superchips Racing Diesel Tuner—Just when you thought Ralph Nader couldn’t get any more upset, Superchips developed the mother of all diesel power programmers and performance tuners. Maybe it’ll shake him so much that his googly eye squares away.
Go Rhino Dominator Hitch Step—Single stainless-steel Go Rhino dom hitch step seeks submissive 2″ receiver for mutually beneficial/humiliating encounter. You host.
Coverking Car Bra—The best bras in town are no longer Victoria’s Secret. A car bra comes with a standard warranty and doesn’t utilize clumsy clasps to hold it together… lets see you push-up bra do that. And once you slip into one of these custom-tailored Coverking car bras, Vic’s will seem about as comfortable as that vintage over-the-shoulder-holster you picked up at a dead woman’s estate sale.
Tokico HP Blue Shocks—No, your Hewlett-Packard doesn’t need new shocks—it just needs to be switched out with a Mac. In this case, HP is Tokico short-hand for high performance shocks.
Tokico HTS/D-SPEC Shocks—Unless you’re like the Black Eyed Peas and enjoy that Boom Boom Boom, set your ride up with these race-ready Tokico shocks.
Tokico Illumina Shocks—We’d like to claim that these Illuminas are the official shocks of the Illuminati, but then we’d have to send an albino monk to your house for some back-alley ministry.
Tokico Trekmaster Shocks—Stairmaster, Thighmaster, Trekmaster: all things everyone could use a little more of in their lives. That, and gravies.
Posted in Auto Accessories, Auto Parts, New Products, Performance Chips, Suspension, Trailer Hitches
Tagged Auto Anything, AutoAnything, Cars, Catalytic Converters, Coverking, Curt, Diesel Tuners, Eatern Catalytic, Shocks, Superchips, Suspension, Tokico, Trailer Hitch, Trucks
The weather is cooler, it’s getting dark earlier, and there has even been some light drizzle that Southern Californians describe as heavy rain. This can only mean one thing—the seasons are changing. Fall is here, and before we know it, we’ll be clearing plates from the table after a Thanksgiving Feast. Then guess what?! It’s Christmas shopping season! With the stress of knowing there are just 71 days to get presents purchased, wrapped and put under the tree, we’ve launched 3 new products for early-Christmas shoppers everywhere.
- Vizualogic Quantum Overhead Monitors – How do you keep your kids’ yaps zipped on the road? Take a lesson from Houdini and practice the art of distraction by slipping a copy of The Secret of NIHM into the Vizualogic Quantum. Find this and more in our car monitors category.
Posted in Auto Accessories, Auto Parts, Mobile Electronics, Product Review, Trailer Hitches, Uncategorized
Tagged Auto Anything, AutoAnything, Car Monitors, Cars, christmas, Hitch Grills, Holidays, mud flaps, Overhead DVD Players, Suv, Trailer Hitch, Trailer Hitches, Trucks
Trailer hitches are a really great product. They can be used for towing trailers, 5th wheels, and equipment, or they can add extra utility to your vehicle by hauling cargo, bikes, skis and more. As smaller, fuel efficient vehicles become more popular, we think there will be a greater need for trailer hitches in the future, so we’ve stepped up our game and revamped our trailer hitches shopping guide with some new information to help you make an informed purchase decision. In the new and improved shopping guide, you’ll find a breakdown of the various components of a trailer hitch and towing system, as well as an overview of the brands we carry and a top searches query. Our goal is to provide something that is useful, so if you have any questions or see something that could be improved, please feel free to let us know!
Posted in News Worthy, Personal Projects, Stupid Stunts
Tagged Awesome, Blazer, Chevy, Fail, Funny, Goosenech Hitch, Hitches, Humor, Redneck, Towing Fail, Trailer Hitch, Trailer Hitches
Yay! It’s that time again–another overview of a new AutoAnything product. This time its the Valley trailer hitch, a product that pays for itself in convenience and ease of use.
A quality hitch is a must-have for pulling a RV, trailer or boat and choosing the right manufacturer is essential.
Valley Industries has been in business for nearly 50 years and it carries receiver hitches and hitch accessories of all types including fifth wheel and gooseneck, as well as accessories such as trailer balls. Valley hitches boast easy installation that requires no drilling and is powder coated with a long lasting finish, not to mention a lifetime warranty.
Valley hitches are able to tow a respectable 12,000lbs and are available in Class I, II, III, IV and V.
We here at AutoAnything love cars and trucks. That’s why we are in the business of selling performance car and truck parts. This blog is something we do on the side to help you (and us) stay on top of the car industry and all it’s wonders. To further that pursuit, we are going to start having weekly reviews of a new product or product line that we just picked up. Bare with me, it’ll be short and sweet: for our first-ever weekly product review, I’ll be covering the Curt trailer hitch.
Curt Manufacturing has been making hitches for over ten years, so they know how to make a strong hitch that withstands the tests of time. Every Curt hitch is robotically welded for perfect fitment and incredible strength. You can even get custom colors to better match the look and feel of your vehicle. And to help control anything you might want to tow, the Curt weight distribution hitch will spread the load more evenly across your tires, enhancing your steering and braking abilities. Strength is an important aspect of every trailer hitch; the last thing you want to do is drop your load unintentionally. Curt 5th wheel hitch and gooseneck hitches are no different in terms of tough construction, but they also include extra features like spherical axle bearings and quiet locking mechanisms to kill any squeaks and noises you might be getting from hauling a 20,000 lb. load.
No matter what you need to tow, Curt hitches are as solid as they come and should provide you with many years of reliable towing, which makes them the editors-pick from the Trailer Hitches & Towing department. Thats all I’ve got for you today, feel free to leave any questions in the comments box.
Custom Painted Curt Hitch
Curt Hero 5th Wheel Hitch
Custom Painted Curt Hitches
Posted in Product Review, Trailer Hitches
Tagged 5th Wheel Hitch, Auto Anything, AutoAnything, Curt Hitches, Curt Trailer Hitches, Hitch, Hitches, Trailer Hitch, Trailer Hitches, Weight Distribution Hitch