If you’re wearing a belt, go ahead and un-cinch it now. You’re about to chow down on a feast of deluxe new automotive accessories. Open wide for:
RC Cars—Forget about rubbing elbows with amateur bomb-builders down at the Radio Shack. Now, you can score deluxe RC cars right here at AutoAnything from MaxTech Toys and MJX RC. Here are your options:
Mini Cooper RC Car by MJX RC
Ferrari 599 RC Car by MJX RC
Hummer H3 RC Car MJX RC
Dodge Ram RC Truck by MaxTech Toys
Toyota Tundra RC Truck by MaxTech Toys
Ruff Rider Roadie Dog Harness—9 out of 10 of Teddy’s Men agree: these Ruff Rider dog harnesses & seat belts could have played a pivotal role in the taking of San Juan Hill. Nevertheless, they’re still bully at keeping your bull terrier safely in his seat.
Go Rhino Step-N-Tow Hitch Step—Somewhere, someone is hatching a plan to turn one of these modestly priced Go Rhino hitch steps into a multi-thousand dollar trucker exercise empire. If you think these receiver hitch steps have what it takes, then that someone could be you.
EchoMaster Navigator 7 Backup Sensor—Now mom can have exactly what she’s always said she had with these backup sensors & backup cameras from EchoMaster—eyes in the back of her head.
EchoMaster Navigator Pro Series Front Sensor—Silence is golden, except when you’re about to drive into a tree pole. The Front Navigator Pro Series Sensor warbles just in time to save your front bumper from an untimely demise.
VisionMaster License Plate Cameras—If I can see your nose hairs through this license plate camera from EchoMaster, you’re driving too close.
VisionMaster Adjustable License Plate Camera—If you can see their nose hairs, this camera allows you to adjust the view to something more flattering, like their cankles.
VisionMaster Bullet Mount Camera—Much more practical than the bullet hole decals your friend just installed on his ride, these mobile electronics mount flush and feed a real-time video stream up to your screen (not included, homes).
VisionMaster LCD Backup Monitor—OMG, this TFT LCD monitor will make you LOL. Wait, WTF is wrong with our writing?
OPTIMA Red Top—These OPTIMA batteries’ fiery red heads and steroid-laden bodies make them the Carrot Top of performance batteries.*
*Prop trunk and HGH sold separately.
OPTIMA Yellow Top—Because they’re both deep cycle and cranking car batteries, you can bump Zapp & Roger behind the donut shop all afternoon and still start up with these OPTIMA batteries when curfew rolls around.
Not satisfied with serving up just new accessories, we’ve also got some scrumptious side dishes for you: new departments.
Automotive Logo Gear—The average Ford Taurus is badged as such in up to 10 spots around the car. But for some folks, that just ain’t enough.
Sports Logo Gear—If the fitted Starter cap, authentic alternate jersey, team sideline jacket and oversized foam hand aren’t already screaming, “Sports fan, here,” we’ve got you covered.
Man Cave—You can take the man out of the cave, but then he’ll just build a new one in his den.
Tools & Tool Storage—Or should it be, Men & Man Cave?
Cornucopia image source: Vassil