VH1 may try and fill the airwaves with “Best of <insert topic on which has-beens can make sarcastic observations>” lists. But, we’re purists. We believe lists should be reserved for the week prior to the new year, which is this week.
That’s why we were excited to see Jalopnik compile a list of the 30 most expensive car crashes of 2009. This list elicits odd emotions, though. There’s the initial sense of schadenfreude seeing the upper-crusts’ toys crash and burn, especially in the aftermath of the economic downturn in which we’ve learned that much of the recovery has been top heavy, favoring the Richy Riches over working families. However, there’s also a secondary sense of pain seeing those exotic racers mangled, torn asunder, never to be hot-dogged down a Florida highway or a Moscow city street ever again.
The fiberglass carnage is pretty intense, so check it out only if you have a strong stomach.