Ah, l’amour. February is a month for lovers, for sweet nothings exchanged in freshly nibbled ears, and for the exchanging of love tokens, which are kind of like subway tokens but with fewer germs. Lean in close, baby. We’ve got something to whisper to you: we love giving you rebates and savings. Here’s our latest assortment of bonbon-grade specials:
Access Tonneau Covers: Buy any Access tonneau cover (except for the Limited Edition) and get a free Trailseal. Or, pick up an Access Limited Edition Tonneau Cover and get a free EZ-Retriever. This deal is good until 2/28/2011.
Air Lift Suspension Systems: Get a $50 mail-in rebate with the purchase of an Air Lift LoadLifter 5000 or RideControl along with any Air Lift on-board air compressor system between now and 5/31/2011.
BAK Tonneau Covers: Save $25 now on any BAK BAKBox accessory. The prices are already reduced, so you just need to order by 2/20/2011.
DiabloSport Performance Chips: Order a DiabloSport Predator and get a free DiabloSport tee shirt. Offer ends 2/28/2011.
Griot’s Garage Auto Detailing Supplies: Pick up a 35oz bottle or gallon jug of Griot’s Garage Spray-On Waterless Car Wash and get 1 free Microfiber Car Wash Cloth. Offer ends 3/1/2011.
Volant Air Intake Systems: Score a Volant Cold Air Intake and get a mail-in rebate good for a free cleaning kit and a free filter. The deal expires on 2/28/2011.
Don’t worry, sugar. We have more deals, free shipping and a 1-year lower price guarantee waiting for you at AutoAnything. And, those promises aren’t going anywhere. We don’t hit and quit. We stick with.
You’re a card-carrying member of NOW, and we’re dyed-in-the-wool advocates for the N-O-W principle of online commerce. I won’t bore you with the philosophical maxims of N-O-W (just skim over some John Stuart Mill to get the gist), but I will share with you its core ideal: deals should involve instantaneous freeness not contingent on snail-mail rebate forms and goofy catches hidden in fine print.
To wit, we bring you the latest round of AutoAnything promotions (a silver-tongued way to say free stuff, dude).
DiabloSport: Equip your speed demon with the unholy power of the DiabloSport Trinity, and you’ll get a free 2 1/16″ gauge pod mount. That’s a $24.99 value, son, and it’s good until supplies run out.
WeatherTech: Order a set of WeatherTech Floor Mats (front mats or a mat set (hey, this isn’t fine print, bro…just a minor caveat. No N-O-W tenets have been trampled here.)), and you’ll get a pair of mini floor mat coasters. That’s a priceless value because how can you put a cost on adorableness? Plus, it’s valid from 11/16/2010 – 12/16/2010.
Borla: Buy a boss Borla exhaust system, get a free Borla hat. Simple as that.
Snail image courtesy of sxc.hu.
All hallows eve is rapidly approaching, and you know what that means: dumping a large lump sum on a naughty nurse costume for your significant other and an ape suit for yourself. Throw in the cost of candy for the trick-or-treaters and the Goldschlager for your party, and this ghoulish holiday can take a zombie-sized bite out of your wallet.
Like the Ghostbusters vanquishing apparitions in library basements, AutoAnything is here to exorcise the high-prices gobbling away at your finances. And, we don’t even need fancy Proton Packs to do it. We’ve simply deployed a grip of promotions. Check it:
Extang Execution: Buy an Extang Solid Fold Tonneau or Revolution Tonneau and get a free Extang B-Light Truck Bed Lighting System, an $89.10 value. This deal is good until 11/12/2010.
Softride Strangler: Order a Softride Access Dura Bike Rack or the deluxe Softride Dura Hydraulic Assist Bike Rack and get a free Softride Ski/Snowboard Rack Attachment, a $179.95 value. This deal lasts until 11/30/2010.
Abominable AirBedz: All AirBedz mattresses are marked down $25. This deal dies on 10/15/2010, so act fast.
Bestop Blood Lust: Pick up any Replace-A-Top product and get a $50 rebate. This promotion expires on 10/31/2010.
Deadly DICE Electronics: Order a DICE MediaBridge iPod & iPhone Car Adapter or a DICE Silverline Pro iPod & iPhone Car Adapter and get a free G2 Cradle, a $59.95 value. This deal dies 11/2/2010.
Undead Undercover: Buy an Undercover Tonneau Cover and get a free MaxSeal Tailgate Seal, a $29.95 value. Since this deal is undead, no one knows when it will finally go down.
Nothing quenches your thirst after a long, arduous day at work like a Styrofoam chalice of sizzurp mixed with some Sprite and chunks of Jolly Rancher. But, if the lean isn’t enough to satisfy, take a pull off these delicious promotions running now at AutoAnything.
Airbedz—Save $25 on any AirBedz Truck Bed Air Mattress. Offer good between now – 10/15/2010.
Bestop—Get a $50 rebate on a Bestop Replace-A-Top Jeep Top. Offer good between now – 10/31/2010.
Lund Tonneaus—Get a free diamond plate tote box with the purchase of any Lund Tonneau Cover. Offer good between now – 10/10/2010.
Wiccans don’t need to be reminded that today’s the summer solstice. Not only are their crystal-clad bodies naturally in tune with Gaia’s shifting phases, but their Twilight calendars also have Crayloa-scrawled pentagrams on today’s box as a reminder. If you’re not a follower of the horned god and moon-drenched goddess and if you don’t have a pentagram-marked Twilight calendar, you at least have us. You’re welcome.
Besides spreading solstice cheer, we’re here with good news: two of the bossest brands in the business, Edge and Injen, are running summer specials.
Edge’s sale is twofold. First, we’re reducing our prices on the Juice Attitude, Evolution CS and Evolution CTS. Second, Edge is matching our cut in sales and giving you back cold, hard cash (up to $50) through a rebate when you order one of those programmers between now and August 2, 2010.
Injen’s special doesn’t require any math. Simply put: order any Injen air intake system, get a free Hydro Shield while supplies last. So hurry up because supplies will last about as long as a Big Stick at the Puerto Rican Day Parade.
When 10% is taken off at a burlesque show, it’s hardly excitable. However, when 10% is stripped from our already low prices for Covercraft accessories, that’s sure to grab your attention. Why is this sale so special, you ask? Covercraft normally imposes strict pricing rules that prevent authorized retailers from giving any kind of discount. So this amazing price reduction is rare. Damn rare. Tuna tartar rare.
Like all good things, though, this Covercraft sale must come to an end. You have until June 22nd to save 10% on Covercraft car covers, Covercraft car bras, Covercraft seat covers, and every other accessory that Covercraft makes.