With the kick off of the World Cup underway, you may have been a tad busy honing your hooliganing abilities to notice that our digital shelves expanded with 13 new accessories from Thule, Kurgo, Edge, INNO and Party King Tailgate Grills. We don’t blame you—it’d be embarrassing to show up at the local sports bar with rusty sucker punching, smoke-bomb lighting and urine-filled-balloon tossing skills. If you do have some downtime between matches, check out these great new offerings.
Party King Swing N Smoke Tailgate Grill—When your adult league softball game ends, the last thing you want to do is brave the long lines and overpriced Coors at Shakey’s. Besides, do you know what kind of grody shenanigans go on in the kitchens of family restaurants? Be your own chef with this smoking new hitch-mounted tailgate grill from Party King Grills.
Thule Canoe Carrier—If loading and lugging your canoe around town leaves you squealing like a pig, it’s time to upgrade from your Rube Goldberg roof rack contraption and get a proper Thule racks canoe carrier.
Thule Goal Post—More than just a canoe carrier, this hitch-mounted vessel support doubles as the ultimate upright for your next paper football tournament.
Thule Load Straps—Nervous that the gear on your roof is going to fly off and become road kill? Lash it down with these heavy-duty roof rack accessories.
Thule Hydro Glide Kayak Rack—Thanks to the friction-free felt lining on these kayak racks, pushing a kayak onto your roof feels as smooth as bowling a baby down a Slip ‘n Slide slathered with Astroglide.
INNO Wind Fairing—Sick of getting slapped by your neighborhood chickas because they confuse the whistle of your roof rack with a cat call? This new INNO fairing should boost your game.
Kurgo Tire Totes—Move over Gucci, Coach and Jimmy Choo—make way for the newest Kurgo tote to hit the runway. Tire storage has never been so couture.
Kurgo Tire Garage—It’s the American dream: a chicken in every pot and a tire in every tire garage.
Kurgo Tire Roo—Strikingly similar to the storage units employed by Australia’s indigenous marsupial population, this Kurgo tire storage unit and organizer has enough pouch space for screwdrivers, socket sets and joeys.
Kurgo Skybox Dog Booster Seat—For the rich, a “skybox” is a metaphor for being out of touch with the working class. For your precious little pooch, a Kurgo skybox dog carrier is a metaphor for being out of touch with the fact he’s a dog.
Kurgo Wander Dog Hammock—A hammock for a dog? It’s a pet and a Bob Denver thing—you wouldn’t understand.
Kurgo Wander Dog Carrier—There are 4 rules for mogwai care; don’t get them wet, don’t expose them to bright light, don’t feed them after midnight, and always transport them in one of these dog carriers.
Edge Insight CS/CTS—Fortune cookies are excellent sources for lotto numbers, but they can’t measure your ride’s 0-60 time like one of these new performance monitors from Edge chips.