Griot’s Garage Galore – An AutoAnything Weekly Product Update

It’s Monday morning; take a long swig out of your coffee cup and clean the sleep out of your eyes, it’s time for new products! We all know that summertime is the time to shine, which is why we teamed up with one of the best car care companies around, Griots Garage. Mr. Griot fine tuned his detailing products and only offers the best of everything; car waxes, wheel cleaner, wheel polish, leather care kits, orbital polishers, and paint cleaning products. Lots of professionals use this stuff and I have personally used Griots car care products for the last seven years and swear by them. Try them once and you’ll be hooked.

• Griots Car Wash Soap – Getting clean never felt this good; your ride will love you after you use these suds.
• Griots Engine Cleaner – For all of your engine’s dirty bits, use this engine cleaner to make them shine like new.
• Griots Garage Glass Polish – Tough enough to clean off the most vulgar bare-skinned impressions.
• Griots Automotive Metal Polish – Shines up your wheels or your grille with minimal elbow grease.
• Griots Plastic Polish – Cleans your headlights, tail lights, patio furniture, sippy cups–whatever.
• Griots Machine Polish – The best of the best (of the best of the best of the best) in OCD polishes. Just ask Griots, this polish gets it done.
• Griots Chrome Wheel Cleaner – Whether your working on chrome trim, bed rails or your 22’s, this chrome cleaner will brighten up your bling a polished, reflective shine.
• Griots Carpet Cleaner – Cleans deep, even if you have a nasty infestation.
• Griots 3″ Random Orbital Buffer – Gets all up in those nooks and crannies.
• Griots 6″ Random Orbital Buffer – For the overly meticulous, this buffer is King.
• Griots 6″ Machine Polish Pad & Cloth Kit – The perfect family for your bachelor 6″ orbital buffer.
• Griots Orbital Machine Polish & Wax Kit – Everything you need for an eat-off-it shine.
• Griots Gallon Favorites Collection – If you do a lot of detailing work, this collection is for you. Get all the best Griots stuff in Costco-sized quantities.
• Griots Interior Cleaner – Clears that patina of turkey gravy off your carpets, headliner and seats.
• Griots Microfiber and Foam Pad Cleaner – Makes crusty, scabby, waxy microfiber tools soft and cuddly again.
• Griots Oil and Grease Cleaner – The environmentally safe way to clean those oil stains in your driveway—ideal if you own a British-engineered vehicle.   :)
• Griots Rubber Cleaner – Rejuvenates your tires, rubber trim, and gimp suits.
• Griots Plastic Cleaner – Brings back your convertible’s plastic window’s factory clarity, which is still pretty bad but better than its current cataract-esque condition.
• Griots Spray-On Waterless Car Wash – More ingenious than a spray-on tan, but not as clever as spray-on hair.
• Griots Spray-On Car Wash Refill Kit – Because gettin’ down and dirty is the one habit you just can’t shake.
• Griots Surface Cleaner – Scrubs away the filth on your counters, but not the stains on your soul.
• Griots Wheel Cleaner – Cuts through brake dust, road oils, and your neighbors’ drool.
• Griots Best of Show Wax – Take home the trophy at your local Concours, or get taken to the slammer for buffing it into your dog before Westminster.
• Griots Red Foam Waxing Pad – Goes together with the Griots Best of Show Wax like ether goes with rags.
• Griots Bumper & Trim Reconditioner – It makes your trim shine like Scatman Crothers and Danny Lloyd.
• Griots Carnauba Wax Stick – Looks, works and may even smell just like your stick of Jovan Musk deodorant.
• Griots Convertible Top Dressing – Like Just For Men… but just for your ragtop.
• Griots Detail Sponges – The ideal tool for spending hours in your garage avoiding The Talk with your son.
• Griots Microfiber Drying Cloth – A better drying towel than those XXXXL DiabloSport shirts that you’ve been using.
• Griots Microfiber Wash Pads – Griots says they’re made from microfiber, but they look like Fraggle pelts to me. Straight up.
• Griots Mini Red Foam Waxing Pads – Half the size of the regular Red Foam Waxing Pads with all the same waxing power.
• Griots Wax Removal Cloths – They’re made from microfiber and are non-abrasive—the same can’t be said of Telly Savalas.
• Griots Orange Polishing Pad – They’re like those dinosaur-shaped sponges that grow when you put them in water, except that they’re round and don’t grow when put in water. Ideal for polishing like Mr Miyagi.
• Griots Spray On Wax – Spray-On Wax on—Spray-On Wax off. Good job Daniel-san.
• Griots Spray On Wax Refill Kit – For more shiny, slippery fun.
• Griots Mini Orange Polishing Pads – Half the size of the regular Orange Polishing Pads.
• Griots Polish Removal Cloths – The safe way to sop up excess polish after your obsessive compulsive finish treatment.
• Griots Leather Care – If you care about your leather, prove it and get a bottle of leather care.
• Griots Leather Rejuvenator – You don’t need a human-brain serum to renew your leather, just a bottle of this.
• Griots Leather Scent – Ooh that smell, can’t you smell that smell. The smell that surrounds you is leather scent.
• Griots New Car Scent – Open up dat window and let some air into this room, sucka—or treat your interiors with this.
• Griots Tire Dressing – Toss your tires just like a salad… with dressing.
• Griots Paint Sealant – Seal the deal and your paintjob with this.
• Griots One-Step Paint Sealant – One giant step for mankind and your paintjob.
• Griots Paint Cleaning Clay – Better than hiring Mr. Bill to detail your car.
• Griots Paint Prep – You can rub elbows with sons of privilege at prep school, or rub crud off your paint with this.
• Griots Rubber Prep – If you wanna slam dunk a b-ball, rub Flubber on your shoes. If you want your tires to shine, rub this on them.
• Griots Speed Shine – Oh, you got some speed, man? Huh? No, I don’t got no speed, man. You know what I do got though, man? Speed Shine, man.  Seriously though, this will make your paint feel smoother than glass after your first use.
• Griots Speed Shine Refill Kit – After you see and feel how well this stuff works, you’re going to want to do it again. And again. And again…
• Griots Undercarriage Spray – Keep your ride’s unmentionables clean and shiny with this.
• Griots Vinyl & Rubber Dressing – Keep your vinyls and rubbers dressed in their Sunday Best.
• Griots Weatherproof Tire Dressing – Finally, real proof that weather exists!  Includes a nice blue detailing sponge to use just on your tires.
• Griots Window Cleaner – Purple haze-free glass all in my brain, Lately my windows just don’t seem the same.

Told you it was a lot of Griot’s stuff.  And this is just a small taster of the new products we’ve added in the last week, check back later for another update.